RubberRoom Poets Corner

[NES]

There once was a man from CR
who's mommy paid for his car
She said her baby deserved only the best
so he was never quite weined from her breast
When others would go off to work
he would log-in and act like a jerk
talking about bodyboarding and humping gringas
pero en realidad siempre soñando de pingas

 

[Teddykgb]

jacks chap stick chap stick

his mom bought him a ford maverick

theres hunter with a match stick

burn baby burn

even pumpkit gonna run and turn

vj dinosour's tummy just churred

 

[NES]

Once apon a halftime dreary, as I pondered the weak and queery,
Over many a flaming and pointless waste of Rx Space,
then while reading, stoned and laughing, there came a tapping, of fat rolls slapping, the sound of PO crapping on my chamber floor.
"tis ol fat bastard" I typed "crapping on my chamber floor.
Just Man Tits and nothing more.

 

[Teddykgb]

shrink is a myth....wilhiem is a fact.....the rx is to the eog like a cobra is to a rat.

 

[NES]

ha ha Teddy, were you a "spirit leader" in High School?

 

[Nadtwist]

A haiku, if I may..

Retards having sex
Helmets can get in the way
Rubber room locals

 

[Jack Herer]

There once was a man from CR
who's mommy paid for his car
She said her baby deserved only the best
so he was never quite weined from her breast
When others would go off to work
he would log-in and act like a jerk
talking about bodyboarding and humping gringas
pero en realidad siempre soñando de pingas

LMAO. You really are obsessed with me. Took you a good 2-3 days to come up with this 'cause we all know you ain't that bright. This came out pretty good.

 

[NES]

Five minutes, I was quite the poet back in the day.

 

[TheNewGirl]

Milk milk lemonade
hey what the fuck you asshole
who stirred pee in this?

:nosepicki

 

[NES]

there once was a retard from another forum
who attempted to kill us with boredom
since he was obviously worse at rhyming
than he was with his comedic timing

 

[NES]

MikeB, MikeB
keep that thing away from me
I may be different thats plain to see
but the truth is cock does not appeal to me
the gay inuendos were all made in gist
so if shit you must stab then call nadtwist
He handles cock well for a fantasyfootball geek
if your aim is true and your stab deep, the RR's newest bitch wont shit right for a week

 

[Nadtwist]

MikeB, MikeB
keep that thing away from me
I may be different thats plain to see
but the truth is cock does not appeal to me
the gay inuendos were all made in gist
so if shit you must stab then call nadtwist
He handles cock well for a fantasyfootball geek
stab hard and stab deep, he wont shit right for a week

A shame you're wasting all this talent here.

 

[Teddykgb]

you don't know what it's like
you don't have a clue
if you did
you'd find yourself
doing the same thing to

 

[pubguy]

If I had more time
I would scribe a cool rhyme,
but today is the big game
and the FFF boys are all lame.
Nadlust takes it in the ass all the time
On that I would bet my last dime!

 

[steaktartar]

TheNewGirl should be loved by the RR i think
instead we all think shes a c unt that does stink

 

[NES]

For Devil Woman

Our love is a flame
that burns with desire
but your smelly ol' snatch
can extinguish that fire
It may sound like a joke
but really it aint
Its hard to get off
with your pussy so rank

 

[Inactiongirl]

There once was a degen. named Teddy
couldn't wait for IA to be ready
he smoked a big fatty
said bet Cincinnati
and now CPH zone is dead.

 

[NES]

LOL, you got talent girl.

 

[NES]

The Ballad of Whale Wager(to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett)

Come and listen to my story bout a man named whale
acted like he was black but was in fact was very pale
then one day while trying to act like he was sharp
blew his entire outlaw limit and is now looking for his cards
credit that is
visa
mastercard

Well now its time to say goodbye to whales outlaw account
looks like our friend could take some pointers on what money managements about
Your kindly invited back real soon when your tax refund comes again
So you can use your entire refund to sponsor my ganja habit again.
Hydro that is
sticky icky
cough cough

 

[Inactiongirl]

The Ballad of Whale Wager(to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett)

Come and listen to my story bout a man named whale
acted like he was black but was in fact was very pale
then one day while trying to act like he was sharp
blew his entire outlaw limit and is now looking for his cards
credit that is
visa
mastercard

Well now its time to say goodbye to whales outlaw account
looks like our friend could take some pointers on what money managements about
Your kindly invited back real soon when your tax refund comes again
So you can use your entire refund to sponsor my ganja habit again.
Hydro that is
sticky icky
cough cough

:lolBIG::lol: